Office – Офис

Office – A place where you can relax after a strenuous night at home.

Dictionary – Речник

Dictionary: A place, where profit comes before work.


Compromise  The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece.


  Etc. An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.

Teacher & John

Teacher : John, your ideas are like diamonds. john: You mean they’re so valuable? Teacher: No, I mean they’re so rare.